How I've Spent My Spring Vacation (So Far)

• Writing stupid songs
• Attempting to be witty
• Drawing on myself
• Drawing on others
• Finding the onion (See "How Not To Make Peanut Butter Cookies")
• Personifying everything that doesn't already have a name or face
• Drawing faces on bananas/pistachio shells/other foodstuffs
• Yelling and swearing at uncooperative inanimate objects
• Pointing and laughing
• Killing the repo guy on Sims 3
• Slowly losing what little patience I used to possess
• Having a dog nom-nom-nom on my leg
• Not setting anything on fire
• Not making anything explode
• Not making anything implode
• Yet
• Preheating the oven
• Singing a duet with a lamppost
• Going crazier than usual
• Reading Twilight to put me to sleep
• Reading Maximum Ride to wake me up
• Talking to the TV
• Thinking about updating something but ultimately deciding it would be too much effort to log in
• Signing Off,
• Sweet but Insane