Sweet but Insane: mass destruction

Friday, April 15, 2011

Writing stupid songs
Attempting to be witty
Drawing on myself
Drawing on others
Finding the onion (See "How Not To Make Peanut Butter Cookies")
Personifying everything that doesn't already have a name or face
Drawing faces on bananas/pistachio shells/other foodstuffs
Yelling and swearing at uncooperative inanimate objects
Pointing and laughing
Killing the repo guy on Sims 3
Slowly losing what little patience I used to possess
Having a dog nom-nom-nom on my leg
Not setting anything on fire
Not making anything explode
Not making anything implode
Yet
Preheating the oven
Singing a duet with a lamppost
Going crazier than usual
Reading Twilight to put me to sleep
Reading Maximum Ride to wake me up
Talking to the TV
Thinking about updating something but ultimately deciding it would be too much effort to log in
Signing Off,
Sweet but Insane