Time Freeze Outside the Decaying Speck

The Speck. My hometown. Blink and you'll miss it. It consists of a post office, a library, a gas station, a junk store, three churches, and a bunch of run-down smallish Victorian-style houses. Back in the olden days, when the railroad still came through, it was a busy place. Lots of artists, I've heard. People still sometimes find drawings and things in their walls once in a while. The river, which is haunted by an Indian chief according to legend, runs through, twisting Southward. The Speck is squished down in a valley, tree-covered hills swooping up on either side. It's beautiful in the Fall. In Summer...
Well, let's just say, it's quiet.
But where I live, a few miles outside the Speck, it's like time is frozen. Right now, nothing is going on. NOTHING! I'd give anything for something to happen, anything just to lighten the load of this never-ending BOREDOM! PLEASE GOD, MAKE IT STOP!
And yeah, I know I'll be missing the stagnant relaxation of August once September rolls around and the drama starts in again, but until then, I'm awaiting the start of school with open arms, if only for the fact that I'll get to see my friends again. They all live in the Speck, so I can't just walk down the street and pop in whenever I want. The only times we see each other is at school and on AIM. I've seen Venom once or twice, but Jaybrams doesn't even have an AIM. We haven't talked in months.
And yes, we have telephones. I just have an unnatural mistrust of them. It's... hard to explain...
So, to all of you awaiting the end of Summer with dread and nostalgia, I say, Pfft! It can't come soon enough!

Random AIM Lifestream #2

Jessyka McFly
We have kidnapped Jessyka and are holding her hostage until someone gives us 200 Snickers bars. We're hungry. Feed us next time. Sincerely, Everyone Who Lives in the Attic, Dimensions One Through Five.

Jessyka McFly
Earth without art is just "Eh."

Jessyka McFly
Please disregard the previous Lifestream update. We are scrolling PicSauce while waiting for our Snickers bars. It was funny. She is still ourhosgyahge. Sorry, it is hard to type with hooves sometimes.

Random AIM Lifestream #1

KaylaMcFly is Teenage Venom
Jessyka McFly is me
You don't know anyone else.

Jessyka McFly
What does Nick Jonas even have to do with oats?!

KaylaMcFly
Okay... I'm kind of tired now. Night Night I suppose :)

KaylaMcFly
WIDE AWAKE!!! YEEAAHH!

KaylaMcFly
Shower. Bed. Need Jessyka's help with a story tomorrow because my brain went flop.

Derrick
im sleepy
2 Comments
sgdx08: Wake up;) haha.
KaylaMcFly: Night Night :)

KaylaMcFly
I wish I was St. Fang of Boredom. How does everyone know her screenname Why is she so famous in the fan fiction worlD? Lucky Ducky.
4 Comments
Jessyka McFly: I know right! She's brilliant.
KaylaMcFly: IKR! But she's like 20
Jessyka McFly: I wonder how long she's been writing...
KaylaMcFly: ...Yeah.

Jessyka McFly
I love Romeo and Juliet
7 Comments
KaylaMcFly: Decaying skin peeling off their bodies as the smell fills the air.
Jessyka McFly: That was NOT R&J...
KaylaMcFly: :) That was my brain.
Jessyka McFly: You scare me very much. =)
KaylaMcFly: Thank you!
Jessyka McFly: Welcome.

KaylaMcFly
I want to, like, suck your blood, and like, be your ever loving girlfriend, like, right now! LOL!
Nudge as a vampire?

KaylaMcFly
AH! WTF, BAD FANFICTION ENDING!!!
8 CommentsKaylaMcFly: AHHHH!!!!! WHY!!!!! AHHH!!!!!
Jessyka McFly: Rape?
KaylaMcFly: NO. IT WAS LIKE ALL LEADING DOWN TO FAXNESS. THROUGH THE WHOLE THING!!! THEN... AHHHHHHH
Jessyka McFly: ...Rape?
KaylaMcFly: Fang DIED and max committed SUICIDE. WTF?!!!
Jessyka McFly: Romeo and Juliet spin off?
KaylaMcFly: I don't even know!
Jessyka McFly: Looking back on it... Fang = Romeo, Max = Juliet, Lissa = Rosaline, Dylan = Paris...

KaylaMcFly
Iggy.
5 Comments
Jessyka McFly: OMGIGGYAHHSQUEEE!!!
Jessyka McFly: OMGIGGYHAZWINGZAHHHSQUEE!!
Jessyka McFly: OMGIGGYIZBLINDAHHSQUEEE!!!
KaylaMcFly: O_O
Jessyka McFly: OMGTHATREMINDEDMETHATIGGYHAZEYEZOMGAHHHSQUEEEE!!!

KaylaMcFly
Fanggggg... You stole all the G's to my heart... Or something!

KaylaMcFly
My name is Kayla
Yeah
I'm really cool
Yeah
I fly around
Yeah
And I don't like school. :D

Jessyka McFly
EFF YOU, LARS P. WINTHER!

KaylaMcFly
Fang.
Fang.
Fang.
Fang.
Oh, and one more thing...
FANG.

KaylaMcFly
I dig your DNA.

Jessyka McFly
OMGHARRYPOTTERSHOEZSQUEEE!!

KaylaMcFly
Squeeze the Vlarpin!

Jessyka McFly
Rated T for Tater-Tots.

Jessyka McFly
AHH SCREAM I HEARD OMG!!!1!!
1 Comment
Kayla McFly: ;D

KaylaMcFly
I hate the number nine. It sounds so whiny. Niiine... Ninnnnnee. Meh.

KaylaMcFly
YOP! :D
1 Comment
Josh: POY

KaylaMcFly
Maybe the sixteenth...
OMGTHESIXTEENTHAHHH
YAHHHHH!

Jessyka McFly
HARRYPOTTERANDTHEDEATHLYHALLOWSPART2OMGSQUEE