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OMGHARRYPOTTERANDTHEDEATHLYHALLOWSPART2AHHSQUEE!!!

I'm pretty sure that by now, everyone on Earth is aware of the Most Important Day In Like Ever, which is coming up July 15th. What makes it so important, you ask? Well, good sir, that would be the day when HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART II is released in theaters.
Are you following me? I said, HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART II!!!!
Do get the gravity of the situation here? It's the LAST Harry Potter movie coming out.
EVER!
 Actually, it's the last Harry Potter anything ever coming out. I've been a die-hard HP fan since I was nine or ten, and so has Venom. It was all we ever talked about for years! Later on, Venom showed me Maximum Ride and I contracted OMRD, I'm sorry to say Harry was forgotten for a little while. But recently I've been rediscovering the series, first in books then in movies. And I'm happy to say, I STILL LOVE IT! Maybe even more than before. When I was younger, I didn't sometimes understand what was going on, even though I was a pretty deep kid. But now I totally get the whole thing.
July 15th is going to be a bittersweet day for me. I mean, when the Half Blood Prince had just come out, I found out there was only going to be one more book, and I cried. And now, there aren't even any more movies to look forward to. WE HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR NOW!
Well, I have Part II to look forward to now. But you know what I mean.
Then again, let me just express my views on how I think the movie will be:
OMGEPICAHHHSOCOOLSOCOOLSQUEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Better than the last one even! If the commericals are any indication, this could quite possibly be the GREATEST.
MOVIE.
EVER.
Me and Venom are going to see it on the 16th, but we're also going to have our own launch party, either the night before or after. We have no lives, so it's just going to be us. We're even making matching shirts to where to the movie :D Deathly Hallows or Bust!
Oh my God, we are such geeks.

Signing Off,
Sweet but Insane

Random AIM Lifestream #1

KaylaMcFly is Teenage Venom
Jessyka McFly is me
You don't know anyone else.

Jessyka McFly
What does Nick Jonas even have to do with oats?!

KaylaMcFly
Okay... I'm kind of tired now. Night Night I suppose :)

KaylaMcFly
WIDE AWAKE!!! YEEAAHH!

KaylaMcFly
Shower. Bed. Need Jessyka's help with a story tomorrow because my brain went flop.

Derrick
im sleepy
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sgdx08: Wake up;) haha.
KaylaMcFly: Night Night :)

KaylaMcFly
I wish I was St. Fang of Boredom. How does everyone know her screenname Why is she so famous in the fan fiction worlD? Lucky Ducky.
4 Comments
Jessyka McFly: I know right! She's brilliant.
KaylaMcFly: IKR! But she's like 20
Jessyka McFly: I wonder how long she's been writing...
KaylaMcFly: ...Yeah.

Jessyka McFly
I love Romeo and Juliet
7 Comments
KaylaMcFly: Decaying skin peeling off their bodies as the smell fills the air.
Jessyka McFly: That was NOT R&J...
KaylaMcFly: :) That was my brain.
Jessyka McFly: You scare me very much. =)
KaylaMcFly: Thank you!
Jessyka McFly: Welcome.

KaylaMcFly
I want to, like, suck your blood, and like, be your ever loving girlfriend, like, right now! LOL!
Nudge as a vampire?

KaylaMcFly
AH! WTF, BAD FANFICTION ENDING!!!
8 CommentsKaylaMcFly: AHHHH!!!!! WHY!!!!! AHHH!!!!!
Jessyka McFly: Rape?
KaylaMcFly: NO. IT WAS LIKE ALL LEADING DOWN TO FAXNESS. THROUGH THE WHOLE THING!!! THEN... AHHHHHHH
Jessyka McFly: ...Rape?
KaylaMcFly: Fang DIED and max committed SUICIDE. WTF?!!!
Jessyka McFly: Romeo and Juliet spin off?
KaylaMcFly: I don't even know!
Jessyka McFly: Looking back on it... Fang = Romeo, Max = Juliet, Lissa = Rosaline, Dylan = Paris...

KaylaMcFly
Iggy.
5 Comments
Jessyka McFly: OMGIGGYAHHSQUEEE!!!
Jessyka McFly: OMGIGGYHAZWINGZAHHHSQUEE!!
Jessyka McFly: OMGIGGYIZBLINDAHHSQUEEE!!!
KaylaMcFly: O_O
Jessyka McFly: OMGTHATREMINDEDMETHATIGGYHAZEYEZOMGAHHHSQUEEEE!!!

KaylaMcFly
Fanggggg... You stole all the G's to my heart... Or something!

KaylaMcFly
My name is Kayla
Yeah
I'm really cool
Yeah
I fly around
Yeah
And I don't like school. :D

Jessyka McFly
EFF YOU, LARS P. WINTHER!

KaylaMcFly
Fang.
Fang.
Fang.
Fang.
Oh, and one more thing...
FANG.

KaylaMcFly
I dig your DNA.

Jessyka McFly
OMGHARRYPOTTERSHOEZSQUEEE!!

KaylaMcFly
Squeeze the Vlarpin!

Jessyka McFly
Rated T for Tater-Tots.

Jessyka McFly
AHH SCREAM I HEARD OMG!!!1!!
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Kayla McFly: ;D

KaylaMcFly
I hate the number nine. It sounds so whiny. Niiine... Ninnnnnee. Meh.

KaylaMcFly
YOP! :D
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Josh: POY

KaylaMcFly
Maybe the sixteenth...
OMGTHESIXTEENTHAHHH
YAHHHHH!

Jessyka McFly
HARRYPOTTERANDTHEDEATHLYHALLOWSPART2OMGSQUEE